Glyph | Sign | Key Phrase | How It Feels | Element | Quality |
| Aries | I Am | Let's get this show on the road | Fire | Cardinal |
| Taurus | I Have | Nooo....I don't want to | Earth | Fixed |
| Gemini | I Think | Words, words, words | Air | Mutable |
| Cancer | I Feel | When I was a kid.... sob! | Water | Cardinal |
| Leo | I Will | My way or the highway | Fire | Fixed |
| Virgo | I Analyze | Perfect! | Earth | Mutable |
| Libra | I Balance | On the other hand... | Air | Cardinal |
| Scorpio | I Desire | I want it NOW! sulk, sulk... | Water | Fixed |
| Sagittarius | I Teach | Look Ma, no hands! Don't fence me in! | Fire | Mutable |
| Capricorn | I Use | I can manage.......millions | Earth | Cardinal |
| Aquarius | I Know | Box? What Box? I'm Outside the Box | Air | Fixed |
| Pisces | I Believe | I see, said the blind man | Water | Mutable |